Dear United States Medical Licensing Exam People aka Satan and His Minions,
I am writing to enquire as to why you are so evil and enjoy inflicting unneeded stress, fear, anxiety, and general crazy on all of these poor, innocent med students. All they want is to move on to 3rd year and start seeing crazy shiz like babies popping out every which way and flesh-eating bacteria, and you make them jump through fire hoops while wearing giant balloon suits covered in lighter fluid...or at least that's what it seems like.
You are probably well aware of this wrath and it is probably all a part of your little plan to "toughen them up" or something wise like that, but you may not know the effect your shenanigans have on the loved ones of these little med students who are with them every day. They have to endure the crazy your little test inflicts on our lives as well, and it is kinda hard to know how to help the poor med student running around the house like a chicken with his head cut off.
So please, be nice to Scotty on Friday. I need my normal, silly, weird husband back.
Kthanks,
Ashley
p.s. Thankfully, we have a little thing called the beach coming on Tuesday that will help the crazy go away. And amazing friends who are completely wonderful (but that's for another post).
p.p.s. I hate you you are evil.
2 comments:
Great Post. Just think... soon, you'll be in sunny Mexico and test boards will be OVER!
it'll all be over soon and...then scott will be back to his normal self. Trust me I know it sucks now, but it will get better from here! Most of the 3rd year he'll come home excited with tons of stories to tell you. Have fun in Mexico if I don't talk to you before then. :)
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